F.A.R.T Email Friday, September 29, 2023

Fact :

Do Men and Women see colors differently?  

 Is it a Fact that Men and Women see colors differently?

I am not sure about that, but it is definitely a Fact that

Men are from Mars and Women are from  Venus; and Women's brains are a complex web that I know nothing about. So I am sure it is true that this is how Women see colors vs the simple brain of a Man.

In my household, this sort of thing is 100% true. 

In our closet, I have red, blue, green, white and black t-shirts. 

My wife however has honeydew, lime, spring, clover, fern, moss, seafoam, and flora t-shirts...and that is just in the green section!

Analyze :

By the time your kids are 12, you will have spent 75% of the time in your life that you will spend with them. 

 Once again, not exactly sure how accurate this is but I did see it on TikTok so that probably means it is 100% factual. 😉

So the way it was worded - 

- By the time your kid is 12, you will have spent 75% of the time in your life you will spend with them.  

- By the time your kid is 18, you will have spent 90% of the time in your life you will spend with them.

- So after the age 18 you will only have 10% left to touch base with them. 

Did this punch anyone else in the face like it did me? Of course this varies greatly by family, culture, etc. but you get the point. 

Reflection :

Let's reflect back to 2010 when we thought the apocalypse was starting in Beebe, AR. 

 Reflecting back to December 31st, 2010 when thousands of red-winged blackbirds fell from the sky like a scene from a horor movie. It was estimated that around 4,000 - 5,000 blackbirds were found dead in the neighborhood of Windwood in Beebe. 

What do you think caused this mass killing of the birds? 
Many say fireworks is what caused the birds to be spooked in which they then flew like crazy people into houses, trees, telephone poles and even each other. 
However,  I think the only logical solution is of course aliens traveling to swinger parties. 

This was such a big deal we decided to make a SHIRT about it way back then. 

Picture is not accurate 😂

Courtesy of Rock City Times

Throwback :

Borrowing from the Reflection section with this $10 Throwback.

 We won't be able to have a $10 tee every F.A.R.T email but since we were already talking about the Beebe dead birds we thought this would be a good one to bring back! 

And it is available through this LINK only...and just until they sale out.

***and if you are seeing this email in our archives, sorry but the deal may not still be valid.

Hope you enjoyed the 2nd edition of the F.A.R.T Newsletter.